Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Shoe Example Of Triple Beam Balance

"I was inspired by Frutic Picada Help



really had time without writing, it was because I had been more than my twisted adventures, quite the opposite. As time passed I dare tell you something that was hidden to avoid collective mockery of my acquaintances ...
few months ago came the Colombian comedian Andres Lopez with his "Free Ball." Among my boys only played it: is the type, is the ultimate, you gotta go, do not miss it, in fact the people were very agitated. Advertising attacking me everywhere. "Do not hit a wink all night" everyone is going except me!. Bush so much and so I decided and bought the VIP tickets and front row to see more Latino comedian named of these times. BSF 500 each. There were three. Before paying, I almost regret ... something told me: "I left like that," "From God." "Do not do millet. Cover and leave pa'su watchman's house. " I closed my eyes, shook me, and gave the money to the cashier. "There was no human power" to convince me. I bought them. Andrés López
made me laugh and mourn with laughter when I saw the "Blibililili" (as his father DVD), so I wanted to see live. According to the theories of Andrew, I'm part of Generation X: Their motto is to confuse and conquer., "Is characterized by a confusion of thought, word, work and profession, perhaps because it is a generation of children of divorce or, which is the same, the hippies dreamers years 60. Are those who are doing post graduate, working in multinational companies ", definitely that's me, I have it all together.
In view of the little money spent, I said: No way! I will make promotion of this achievement that brought down my usual stinginess. I did a media campaign, I posted on the facebook and msn, I bought a rack of ties and all, to demonstrate that it really was quite a VIP, I ran away from work to be relaxed, and that night when I arriving at the hotel gave me a veri-veri (it is said in Creole horny malaise that gives you the year). Linda Blair stayed pendeja the vomitadera he gave me, "struggle to make the body" but by the mouth, I flipped pa 'one side and another pal, Zuasssss, zuassssss, pass me a bag!, my sister gave birth to bags and bags, which I filled of a rare kind of hash. I do not know if Andres Lopez was behind the car and caught me, but I'm sure that day I served as inspiration for his show "Frutic bite" because that was what seemed to my expulsion. I opened the door with the car running, and took half of the body bathing my brand new tie (I had to throw), followed, I dominated a torcedera scrapie in mouth, and carried eight sacks, was owned by a Malaysian spell as pellets and went straight to the clinic.
I took a pass by an executive who lost the flight if not treated in time, came the disastrous of the nurse, with his white suit tanning pelvic scratching with her nails purple lips in combination are oily (if trusting pie eaten at the kiosk and 'Rosa), to ask a thousand pods stupid bragging to spare, and I said please inyécteme fast I should go on the next flight. She gave me her voluptuous back in a loop that fell silky hydrated with oil and 'coconut. And worse, because it took longer normal, I began to pass slowly serum. When neglected, I grabbed her and increased my speed to try to get even at half the show. La tipa noticed and said, "It is absolutely forbidden" to touch this. To complete I wanted to call my mom and tell her everything in the end I almost said, "pour coffee," I heard just take a lemon and see how it happens, you - you - you ... I closed because all the want to fix pod with half a lemon. Let asíiiiiiiii. Nothing
. On leaving the clinic gave me again fruticosa syndrome chopped semi-crippled and scalable enabling half had to stay in a bed in the which woke up the next day by mouth sour and tickets in hand. That fateful day had not been revealed until now. At dozens of people asked me how I was, you know that I was very wrong.
Dear Andrew I know that's not your fault, it was my destiny, but if you AA generation would say, "Multiply by zero."


not think you have to complain about
own destiny, but sometimes it is very hard.
Svetlana Stalin (1926 -?)
Soviet writer


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Legal Age To Ride Dirt Bikes In Georgia

Freud, or rather stay away! Desahogo



I think we all have something crazy. Furthermore I confirm. Beginning for me, just floor the street start to sing as if in latin american idol no matter who I faced passersby, who insult and nearly tear your eardrums with my hilarious voice. Sometimes I'm half bipolar alegrísimo, sad and these days estresadísimo. Perfectionist, careful, preventive, hyperactive, Overinsurance. Extra-scrupulous; Relimpio clean utensils before eating, I check the cleanliness of the vessel where I will take, I do not like rubbing me, or approach people with heat and sweat, or spend about sewers, or stepping on lines of the sidewalks, I am almost Melvin Udall, the film maniac Good As It Gets, played by Jack Nicholson .
definitely some madness is asleep, others wake up from time to time, and the rest is active all the time. My co-workers (half paranoid) have opted for taking a few seeds (pills) from aquietantes with the intention that I would take them, so beautiful, jejejejeje, so fármacoadicta how to tell "little calm dad." Lately I'm a psychiatrist, and identify the diseases ... or quickie I realize the flaws of the people. Very close to me I've seen it all, so help me God ... a girl when you have your period becomes mute, deaf, weeping and addicted to chocolate, the other (illusory) falls in love and spend hours alone with the cell phone in hand waiting for the unfortunate message that just says: Hello!, other ( with personality disorders) believe it is a gallant and broken mirrors of being just another (depression) is believed the worst poverty in the world, and if you look bad, is released from the balcony. I have an aunt (hiponcondríaca) that senses pain and live every day stuck in a pharmacy, it knows all the medicines and treatments, almost, is a doctor. "Oh I want to give something millet, buy Parseltongue in case is a headache and Loperamide if an evacuation is persistent liquid (it's not meant diarrhea, but as I said). A buddy always think they're going to steal or kill, and looks around all the time, when you lower the car is almost an odyssey (panic attack). A well known is the very smart aleck, I just invented the cinema last night and saw a movie "x" and she jumps (schizophrenic) and says: I also saw this film without even exist (hallucinations), knows the whole pod !, get into all pod!, has done it all, is multifaceted, with only twenty years says she has been hostess, journalist, announcer, messenger, prostitute, esoteric, political, chauffeur, interior decorator, hairdresser, cook, treacherous lover, dog, cat, invents imaginary travels abroad because no passport and is believed to have the bottle cap (raves). To top it off, these days I have worked with an old man with a disease that I decided to define, with the permission of Freud as "pathological liar compulsive talker Mojonero crescendo. The worst thing is that I no longer stand to see me face toilet. The guy was saying he was a guru of journalism and me: wow I learn from him!, But it was the scammer himself. One day he said he worked with an MNC that makes advertising to Efe, the time said it was Uncle Rico, days after a man told his material sent him to do only with the people of Savoy and when I introduced my brother gave a perlite: I only do the advertising with the people of Nescafé, here's where I realized not only suffers from the syndrome of fresh lie, but adds more story that the very Grimm brothers (creators of Snow White, Cinderella and Hansel and Gretel). The guy also told me that living in a penthouse overlooking the sea, and I caught him putting his clothes at a cheap hotel petty. Well said my mother knew that between heaven and earth there is nothing hidden. The lie does not bring anything good, you away from the truth. After this discharge of psychology cloudy, hopefully we all find out and find a beautiful way to vent our madness. This madness that makes us unique, different and unique. Think out loud, laugh alone, does not couple to anything, make a fool of myself, be yourself, be happy, "eats ants, eaten with your hands ..." lol. Insurance after that, more than one will want me go to knock on a couch, but no, I still have a lot. I'm not crazy, I'm is global.


is a wonderful thing that all great men have always a gale, a grain of madness mixed with your science.
Molière (1622-1673) French playwright.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Does Sugar Affect Your Menstrual Cycle




I mess, I pulled away, I roll it up, I open me, squeeze me, I let go, I stretch and I cringe, I tie and release me! Confusion
sailing in the ocean of my mind I was mistreating him, trying to guess what will be, if I will be ... A nest is woven with silk threads thicker and I in the middle. I do not see.
I'm drowning, respite, I hide and appear! Uncertain
roads, crossroads, beset me, the mind strikes and strikes without finding anyone scream and the sound of all. I do not listen.
I throw, I stop, I rise and fall!
is the fear of risking and alter all, is to discover that nothing had was true, is seeing the world goes by my side and not moving forward, is to be thrown on the floor to nothing. No sorry.
I find I get lost, and I'm going back!
is seen as the sand slips through my fingers could not keep me a bit, wanting a whole desert seems an increasingly distant mirage. It's all, is nothing, I'm king, I am the slave, "Am I, or am I?.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Makeup Brush Kit At Costco

A journey of trifles!

I know that traveling is a pleasure, but sometimes for me it is not ... I can not hide that I am a hyperkinetic traumatized and a compulsive perfectionist I have to plan and organize well in advance, buying tickets, making bags, book hotel, square meals, cash and alternative payment systems, just in case I stolen or cloned card (both fashion anywhere in the country) Phew! ! And remember it only stresses me. I always go with Plan A and Plan B. Mystic, warm and calculating. I went to a seminar in Caracas, had a thousand plans separate meetings with friends and business dinners were never. Indeed, virtually all backfired me ... Thursday 4:45 a.m., I rose from my bed to keep the flight leaving at 7:30 am. Again I checked the suitcase he had inspected the previous day over four times. Everything in order. I left home and arrived at the airport at 6.00 am, was the first in line to check in luggage. At the time of waiting I began to remember ... why I went with Johanna in his truck? Why did not I went by bus with the whole group? Why can not I go by taxi as well said my parent?. Bah! I'm here, comfortable travel, arrive in half an hour and I go shopping ... 7:00 the official voice said something I never understood, typically mean something and half listening: Gentlemen passengers who purchased tickets to zziizziiizz bound zzuzuzuzuzzz please go to the door zzzzzzeeezeeezzz. I understood nothing, and went to the cabin, but the chick (who speaks pa `inside) never repeated. I ran in vain, was another airline. At 9:00 am. He was already altered. I see movement of shipping, ask me for my ticket, then I go, I settle into my seat, next to a man touched me very popular and Creole, with some pretty sweaty and stink "pacusiano" talked like a grumpy smurf told me three things and I did not understand anything, I tried to smile the best possible diplomacy, trying to support its peculiar aroma. Beautiful hostesses began with a wasp waist tongonearse masterfully. They are a perverse! with his bow and picked up face hypocrite do drool the most scrupulous of the passengers. The fetid obese was fort, with its tongue hanging out, seeing the rear one that explained the story of the life jackets and masks. Suddenly, talk captain of the aircraft: We apologize but the unit can not take off by faults on the board ... my neighbor (the fat could) said in his vulgar language: "Nojoda, this sh ... no good, give me an ibuprofen I have a fiebrón is killing me and give me food that I have hunger. " Jejejejeje not know what happened but requested more than Perolitos and blanching can. I flew the seat to avoid death penalty, but just like all the world looked askance at me because they thought I was with him. Back to the waiting room. A dude who looks of half-crazed college lay down on the chairs, as usual. The rest were enraged. I called the press to shock and seek a quick fix. There was no response from the airline. Each time a representative came face gullible to say, "we do not know anything, to expect, and resolve." An elderly woman with an air influential, well-dressed, lips made up a frenzy senile, bathed in the smell of channel and Louis Vuitton bag, took his cell Iphone (much pa `that Dona) and told the employee (in tone untamed) "What happened to my son," immediately escorted her out of the place. Who would? I was doubt. Meanwhile, I took off my jacket, sweater and stood in Fanel and jeans. The heat came over me, despair and I had owned for some time. It took two hours, talked to all my neighbors, I spoke as they left and came another, they went and settled another, until well came at 12.45 pm and that famine was not normal, and I cracked casings in tone C minor. Until suddenly one employee said: Ok, we can make a line to enter. We all ran in the style of a queue of Mercal (said of the popular food distributors officials) and missed the estilacho pushing us to address. Once inside, I closed eyes, breathed and within the blink of an eye, he was in Maiquetía. Despite all that, my luck began ... at times I had to talk to the dude who looked like college who slept on chairs and was well buddy. I gave her taxi saving me no more and no less than 170 BSF. Even in 2008 there are many good and selfless, wow! This trance not wish it on anyone, much less if you pay a service with the belief that you are traveling as an executive and you end up being treated worse than a beggar. At least I tried to get connect with the air of the city, wash my face and forget the episode. So much so I went to seminary, I met the whole team and we Fresh as a lettuce portrayed, although I take the procession inside. Next time do not organize anything and improvised trip, for sure ... I will better

"The man has failed to organize a world for itself and is a stranger in the world he has created." Alexis Carrel (1873-1944) French biologist and physician.


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Raincoat Halloween Costumes

The


Ok. Okay, even though I wanted to pass by unnoticed around the world learned that I had a nose ... Mostly thanks to lengüetero (Which is abundant in the vice that exceeded the cigarette and alcohol), the scourge of our time: Facebook.
But it is not as some "not so my friends" which I assume will be the most famous pederast (ie Michael Jackson) because it is a functional operation second to widen the nostrils (scientific name: removal of synechiae, or in Creole: deflower the gaps). The aesthetics I have it since last year and I'm sorry to say. But people are serious sheath, are worthy of merit the height of indiscretion. I say: Is that your home did not teach them to hide? I remember my grandmother (my dad said: May God have in his glory) would tell me and my brothers, "When do the adults you do not slip when you see something wrong yourself insane" (about buying a forest and get lost). Will these people had no grandmother fuck? because they just see me throw those words loudly and in the commercial: "Aaaaaaaaamigo how beautiful I was that narizzzzz", "natural, genuine, authentic ..." and other epithets that can not stand adulatory. That's when they start to stir the bile and makes me want to throw the final product of my glands saliváceas as a cream for oily skin. The worst thing is that throughout the conversation I removed the eyes, retinas and corneas of the very center of half of my face like I have a bionic nose .
That's just the appetizer, because I imagine what will happen when you go to a social event and I find the harmful than ever missing. Last year at Christmas dinner. A very select group of journalists had saved me a seat, in the selected table, but is that the subject of gossip the select grupete where I sat was the whore boobs, lipo of Sutan, and I said, I'm out of this mess before they will start asking for fucking nose. As I left the wig!. Before their sharp tongues and biting me put the label of "operator" but if they knew that this is not an ornament, or simply turned up with the cartilage in the tip, you could not breathe because thanks to my father's genes, and a green mango blessed in my days of innocence fell nose while trying to sleep in a hammock and I broke the wall. From there I grabbed a phobia of green mango and serve all athletic supporters to lie down to rest.

The trauma of this is before, during and after. Before all preoperative tests, you almost ask the copy of your first baby tooth, X-rays, cardio and lung tests. The pulmonologist (very official) asked me to yell "Chavez" to check on her my cavity breathing was normal, he said, might not motivate me with the character. You have to make bags for internarte, psychologically and emotionally ready to be butchered for a few hours in which anesthetic stay in limbo. Prior to that, I think everything that hurt me most was something I hate to death ... "Hi millet, how are you came to take the road to spend the intravenous medication." At that time I did a flashback and remembered my sister when she had a caesarean, I was there giving my support, she playing with the nurses, super good mood, until I put the injector on the back of your hand and let out a string of insults I never thought repetería were over 10 swear incoherent one after the other that was my instant laughter and banned me over to his room.

Yes, my time had come ... came the aforementioned nurse, an older woman as Andean very sweet voice, he seemed very polite and friendly, dressed in blue and white hat with a bright aluminum case, when opened I saw the needle roller and said, "I came to taking the road", I smiled, I repeated "bobby quiet, tranquil, breath, prayed, meditated, waiting ... My mother puyazón (Always a few friends) saw sideways predisposed to hurt him her cherub, I took one of my mortal eyes as if to say "stay still I'm great." That was enough for half to calm down, but do not take my eyes off the lady.
When I was going to bury the plastic needle (like a coffee stirrer straw), Mrs. arreculó and began to say that everything was in the will of God, spoke of his son and daughter mechanical greater than could not have children, Lugo of a granddaughter who went brincona ... And I uh, "Pa 'when is the injection?, he stopped and said is the time ... And the nurse in question began the second arreculada: continued talking that I had to be good professional, took the story of his widow and 6 men who have had after the disappearance of her late husband. And all these, my mom angry on the sofa. I laughing (in a mixture of nerves and a desire to silence), and finally ran out when the subjects decided to show the lace . I closed my eyes and zuas! I got it because my sister said: With ., Vergara., Nojoda, ping. What horny, co .. mother, etc, etc, etc ... and I wanted to be more educated and I think I just breathed and AHHHHHH. Uffff!! Expression that was enough for my vigilant mother, swiftly jumped from his seat and is placed just behind the old woman who broke my hand (as we no longer notice the sweet nurse) to monitor each of their movements.
nerves attacked the nurse, began to babble and the only thing I understood was that I said I had the veins "engrinchadas" first time I said that word, then I said they were "engarruñadas" so that old "needle in" began to turn to find the bloodstream, so my sweet mother told him all, and in those bickering I squeezed everything he could tighten, not scream. And she held up the needle and put it back into more rage than before until it seems that the veins and desengrincharon desengarruñaron and found one that served. Diossss that episode.

From there, I wore blue, I placed disposable hat and shoes, never understood why they took me in wheelchairs to reach the operating room and the anesthesiologist greeted me: Hello how are you? And I always said acid: how should it be? That was enough for less than a minute put me to sleep. I remember nothing, when I was waking up hearing voices and the first thing I saw was at my parent fighting with the nurse, hehehehe. It was there that I realized that if I hurt my nose laughing.

It's been over a week and yet, I'm fine, according to the doctor my progress has been satisfactory, I complete rest, "total": no face down, forbidden physical activity, including "that" talk as little as possible, among others. Still I have plenty of rest, but I'm desperate to go to the office, teaching at the university and exercise, but everything has its time. In the meantime many thanks for being outstanding, for being there that have always been, to appear that I never knew existed, who with a smiley, a message text, a greeting chat, a call, they gave me a few days of silence harmonious than the bustle and stress that I'm normally submerged.
Many friends, acquaintances and even strangers have been outstanding for me, others do not ... my family and especially my sister has shown that profess the true meaning of running the same blood through the veins and have a heart beat to the rhythm of mine; charged because of patience, detail and care has helped me to improve what has sometimes become a pain. Experiment once again that God does not leave us alone and we put angels on the way to make this life more bearable and they are.
"Beauty is a state of mind."
Émile Zola (1840-1902) French novelist.

Monday, June 16, 2008

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operated Feisbuk-adictus


I have a very powerful reason why almost no writing on the blog. Facebook think he's stealing the muse, creativity, time and privacy. I suffer from an addiction rampant so far. Without realizing it, I've become an inveterate gossip hungry for picking the lives of others, capable of dawn outside reviewing photos and comments: "you're beautiful, I love you I love you, you are adorable ..." never seen so much cloying together by a rogue photograph a stranger. It's sort of intruder or virus worm that lives in you stay 24 hours and says: What's new on Facebook?
The question lends itself to envious people hate that hanging the pictures where sales more ugly or old pictures you wanted to disappear but could not. I definitely think they do for purely morbid and destructive, with the fixed intention of diminishing your self-esteem, and this is how you appear with your mouth open, eyes closed, an African or relentless tomuza not stop even the best anti frizz, not nothing else to tell you: Swallow me earth, and place a comment saying: "lol, that makes me laugh," or even hypocritical; "How beautiful these days, remember is to live ..." and inside: Where *(/%$· W # @ € did that photo as demeaning foquels Model?
Site "socializing? On the contrary, I'm that I do not want to talk to anybody, I do not want to tease me when I'm blessed with this hobby. I'm so enthralled that I feel that people are not there and nobody has a face or voice. I do not listen, I see, I feel ... I'm trapped, Auxilioooo! !
There's a part I do not understand. Who me? "enemies of life want to be your friend on Facebook, and the street you pass through the side and not look at you or greet you, but you insist three and four times to be your friend. "Double Life? "Bipolarity? Go to a psychologist unhappy.
Every morning I open the mail and over 60 emails saying, Mariela sent you a message, Andrea gave you a hint (upaaaa, like candles), Raul left you a video, you left a chocolate Marlin, Steven commented on your picture ... Oh no more spam! tell the time, but after a while start to see where I have and so spend hours.
What calms me a bit is that I am not alone in this mess. Claudio Nazoa anda also disturbed. "I'm traumatized. I have a fear of the computer even when turned off. On your screen, I see thousands of friends poking their heads and his hands, trying to touch me, begging me to accept them. " I have the same symptoms, I feel persecuted, harassed by a horde of fans and strangers who claim to know me in my life I desgraciadísima I have encountered.
Al pana Francisco Granados (the lucky "Hugh Hefner Venezuela" that accepts the moms of Urbe Bikini ) I'm doing the competition said he wanted to have a million friends, I am content with having a thousand friends and taking advantage effect of currency conversion (from Bs to BSF) get a million easy. Now I bought a Blackberry and I'm more automaton, hyperkinetic and fiebrúo than ever. The moat around which I speak when I have it in my hands is more, I warn you not waste your time. I say hello, do not tell me anything, I assure you more to try, will not be heard. Ignórenme better.
From all this what I enjoy most is to continue longing and found my friends from childhood and youth, those that make you relive the nostalgia of those days and the innocence of adventures full of joy. Friends forever. I wish I
this behavior tecnoestúpida quick pass back to being me and keep giving me hard on my chronicles of life itself.

sorry. I'll be back, got a fun wall my wall.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Can You Get An Infection From Being Fingered




these days - for things in life - I go by taxi cab. And survival of curiosity I had to learn the codes that they handle. "I'm making a 17 in A3, 46 is on board and gives 75." "That's positive."
Each time he approaches the car, I try to scan the driver's face, hand bag and stops. Just open the car door, I smile (with teeth, with or without iron) serious faces, old men, young people and to women of all ages. Ad
my stop and wonder how much is it? Almost always abuse the fare! and that's when I become a troll and throw the door without saying a word ... forces, and look for another.
Once inside the car I become a psychologist, politician, priest and desperate. Saddled upsets me in the passenger position because sometimes I have to interact with a kind of crest or makeshift altar hangings fitted some sort of cloth made from handmade plush lining dusty and faded on it, a dozen dogs moving head accompanied by a herd of the Happy Meal dolls. I've even been the victim of religious terrorism to me a fright against ekeko (esoteric image of abundance, fertility and joy with a cigar in his mouth), in addition to snails and voodoo figures stitches in heart.
The other end
One day, I came across an evangelical driver gave me the Bible in their hands and said, "Brother John readme aloud 13.8". And I could not do more than read required after Matthew 10.12, Luke 5.7, Letters to Thessalonians, Philippians ... and sanctified me to reach my destination. Blessed almost got made and instead of walking was almost levitating up I said a dirty hit and fell on the floor. Plop! Political

both sides Another day, I met a fan of the government and called me Buddy. Background songs Ali Primera. I wondered: Is not my president is the best that has been here, And I: "Of course, my comrade, that's right," nodding his head (like dog taxi) and euphoria side. When in life he commanded the people as now?
The next day I had an opponent of the government. Background (in repeat) the hymn "A heart that cries." I called Buddy. He asks: "Is not this president has done nothing for the people? And I: "Of course my friend, that's right," nodding his head (like dog taxi) and face homelessness. When in the life of the people had ignored as now? What I have been a hypocrite! I must confess urgent ...
Dr. Heart ...
tales I throw the horns and riding taught me pictures of her adultery and adulterated ... I've come so far that a driver once told me: Friend, tell my wife Where am I, that she did not believe me, put his cell and had to tell the street, avenue road and the enraged husband, who by his tone of voice I imagine that borboritaba foam at the mouth in the style of "The Exorcist." After a while told me to do the same with another chick ... That was a wasteful and shameless chauvinist. "I hope women will ask your location to mount horns to him?
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The most unbearable are recounting their adventures variegated, sadistic and perverse in luxury, detail and gadgets, pills brand recommended aphrodisiac and lubricants (without shame). And what about those mysterious driver or gesticulating but look askance at you every two minutes as if they were thieves about to ambush you, rather causing the passenger wants to throw the car running. I heard the vocabularies
more shameless, more scurrilous insults, jokes more impoverished, more incoherent philosophies ... So every time I go in a taxi I become a personage willing to live a new journey. Attitude
premonitory
The last strategy I'm using is sit down, buckle up and close your eyes as if asleep so they do not arouse my shame with their twisted underworld. For some days I prefer to be undeterred and look like a bitter hearing impaired, which incidentally, suffers from chronic bad temper.
could not be so foolish and ignore the fact that I have also found good people (very smart) and even old friends - now driving professionals - who have made my trip more pleasant, quiet and can get to my destination faster, healthier and safe. Speaking as
crazy I have not dared or even thought I get on a motorcycle taxi , would be an extreme adventure!. Before I prefer lower Niagara bike.

my car and I want!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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I'm in taxi smells of youth without crying


In these days of rain, the smell of wet earth reminded me of those days when I studied in high school. The latter, another scent I associated it was a mixture of sweat musky with friction draft on notebook paper and pencils, after removing tip.
in the classroom was a party when the teacher did not arrive at 15 minutes past the hour. The agony came on 14 minutes when we had every second like New Year bells. When the cannon blew up, the race for the adventure began. A run ... backpack on his shoulder, adrenalin overflowing, running over anyone who traverse. It was a prank anything, ride a gang, getting into the park through a hole in the fence and not through the front door, order and pay tequeños 20 16, buy raspaos of tail and pour the condensed milk, outwit the school janitor , around the center of the city without means in the pocket, take the girlfriend to lie in any tree and carve a heart with your name and hers, do corny!.
We were launching from the tours most urban to the most rugged journeys, provided the sponsor of the trips I was the "everlasting Motolite." Once I remember saying: "Tomorrow is not the profession of accounting, so bring your shorts and bathing suits are not going to the little beach. "autistic which all agreed. For there were no beach nearby, but a private resort called San Pedrito" located behind a mountain. I took my group into several carts for since arriving, not knowing where he went, we started walk, walk and walk, we lost, we backed off, and finally found the sea. It was an abandoned, dead animals had been sunk ships ... A nightmarish landscape, seemed the end of "Planet of the Apes", what was missing was the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand. I pushed with a stick to a nasty bug sailor, who bounced a purple, viscous fluid, so the girls and shouted, then threw me to the beach and stuck in a hedgehog fell ... there began to mourn and loaded my friends took me to hospital where my dear mother was waiting with her screams posing as the most fatal embarrassment of my hapless teens. There he finished the trip to the beach, but still not stopped being the most popular girl in school.
Growing up, sick of pseudo vanity without foundation ... I created a cult which could only be modern people, good looking and well dressed, I made up a few pints it seemed a safe, had many fans, though. We imposed fashion socks and pants using brincacharcos, with the intention of showing the ankle, or wear a white shoe and one black, haha. How very smugly balurda and irreverent, sometimes unintentionally seemed a sort of Punky Brewster Creole.
Almost everything I liked, I think what bothered me most was to be the blessed Weekday , said of a kind of wizard (jalabolas) to report all irregularities should (have straw) for teachers to look good to them (bribery) . Save folder, clear the slate, have on hand chalk or marker. I hope that figure no longer exists.

In high school I had a friend who spoke to me very close to the ear, leaving traces of saliva from his breath on my eardrum hormonal morbid enough to receive electrical shock that ends in the crotch and spontaneously erect a tent that would not let me get out of the ordinary desk. After I left excited, it would do the same to others, she had a burning hot and alebrestador, I guess that smelled of ovulation. Now that I analyze it I believe that very purpose, I was hot and humid these kisses teenager looking fire, but before Gafo I was so satisfied with an appointment with Raspayuqueo when the shower. He had another partner today that if there was a worthy representative of the Emo, his hair completely covering his face beaten, a kind of uncle thing with a look of hatred, barely spoke, he walked with a walkman attached to auditory nerve, repudiated vehemently teachers, always smelled like smoke. The chick every day came with a band supposedly to cover her veins cut almost another day because it came with a collar jacket was launched in the building's roof, took a pot of pills, swallowed champion, and the total Manimal was chama embodied in a cat for those 7 life overtook him to change his bipolar, compulsive, depressive, dark humanity. To everyone's surprise, today is a real fine lady, who knows it will take in the semi coconut upset?. I still enjoy toxic liquids?. Who knows? God what language I have. He also had a buddy
Italian, who was king of the violin, podridísimo the bug. Fetid was little, but it was nice. And I sat in front of him because I played in the list. On his birthday we are giving you (hidden in her purse) a ball MUN, lemon, baking soda and toothpaste. The stench of pacus (legs and armpits cu ..) was his most faithful companion. Putrid and polluted as himself, the chemise was stained ocher yellow under the arms. Until one day we went together to the cafeteria and that smell hit me ... just sniffed around my armpits, said: "He who walks with a limp, lame," well what my mother says. What do I do with this rolo e 'violin?. Within minutes ... Ya. Then I took one of my creative ideas invented an aunt died in order to run a drama school without anybody noticing. When I talked to the teacher, she asked the students stood up to offer condolences. That's when everyone realized that he had a funeral under my arms and fell slightly as accomplished my popularity.
be popular (for good or evil) is a cross that has accompanied me since very young, those responsible for this were my parents as I got into dancing, poem and song had a vacancy, but it reached its peak in high school. I had to sing a song in English with closed eyes before the whole room. And all I remember is saying, "All just call, you say I Love" and there I was stuck more than 6 minutes, I forgot the lyrics. I had to give a speech Bolivarian society that no one heard because the microphone never caught. I got a liqui-liqui tight white below with black interior, of course, everyone looked down while dancing joropo and broke my pants ... Anyway, I had to do everything to earn the privilege of having many friends and be a reference by all. Almost always the crazy, clowns, scholar, inventor, creative, organizer, actor, singer, presenter, politician and mediator in conflicts. I had to do anything to be accepted at a stage where I felt the most insignificant person in this world. I had to fend of tricks for a little brightness in the dull adolescence that I lived, if not for the memories from high school, he would ask the master of life shading this period, double-click and delete him forever. The divorce of my parents could have been a trigger for drug addict, criminal, antisocial, misfit or a gray character, but not, I invented a thousand and one things to fill that void with imitating the best personalities outside the mine, with self-esteem workshops, but mostly with faith. What seemed like a period of deprivation and sadness became a magical world full of mischief they have given me the vitality to face this world where we have to tread stronger every morning. If I had not had friends who make fun depressive perhaps the bomber would I be if I had not been leader of the drive would not know my profession, much less could be a teacher. I'm born public relations, thank God I exercise my profession because there is always an act or event I come and say hello to all the attendees, is a stigma that I have from those days of puberty. If I had been so many hot flashes would not be so predictable and organized as I am. No one leaves me no saliva in his ear today I find it very exciting. More never wore white pants with black interior and walk away from people with smell, that sort of thing at my age do not endure. Every time I pass by the Playa San Pedrito, I laugh and narrate the blessed journey lecos frustrated and my mother as I drew the blessed foot urchin, every time I see a sell raspao not I stop biting my tail and serve one of condensed milk to my liking. I think even though years have passed, the concerns and tasks inherent in the maturity of my lifestyle and seriously, I can not be rid of the crazy teen and the everlasting Motolite that seeks to make every second an adventure. The same as from time to time with nostalgia, recalling the smell of youth.

"From my follies of youth that gives me most pain is not having committed them, but not being able to commit."
Pierre Benoit (1886-1962) French novelist.

Photo: Eduardo Sanchez.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

How To Masterbait When Parents Home

Funeral



I do not like to participate in funerals, I refuse. I've always seen in novels and movies to people sober and sad, but the last two times I've gone to a family funeral I've been wanting to mourn. I try to meet the quota of respect relevant to the case, circumspect face, black clothes, practicing in various shades "my condolences" and no "congratulations" (I've seen cases), but at that moment I was speechless. Get serious, I hug my good sense, but something always happens ...
Arriving at the chapel wake first thing I saw was everyone relaxed, drinking tea, coffee, sandwich eating, greeting and talking up a storm. I said, "Good" and almost nobody knew who I was, thanks to my older brothers was that they made their own. Some would say, Irvin, Darwin, other Willmer or Henry, and that's when my mother asked why I named Juan or Ramon. I stepped very indifferent to greet the closest mourners, was the most sincere and heartfelt moment. One of the most special things in these hard times is the familar reunion, always exceptions. Over there sat an old guy who has a reputation for sadicón, kept looking, kissing and groping her well contoured nieces, another-more daring, to each while he went to the car to get out a bottle of whiskey , a more veteran was in a tearing at the bench as you traverse familiar with his sharp tongue. Never lacking this unknown person who cries and screams and kicks, but when you cell phone rings you run out reality show, assisting with seductive voice. Nor need a premium morbid (Alfred Hitchcock fanatic) it forces you to see the body, although not resist, a few cousins \u200b\u200bwho believe the pit of the cheese because they now have money, who boast of what they are and what are not, and others are more legitimate heirs of our name, words, multicolor, humble, funny, witty ...
I remember when my grandmother died a cousin of professional stylist (I think everyone has one, but I think that is as unique as mine) spent more than an hour disguising it as if it were a beauty contest, using different brushes, a palette of shadows, and when my aunts were, were shocked, they took the patuque and even withdrew the professional speech make up for their insult fashionista. Also I recall when a guy died and mourned by a liquor-big mistake-at the funeral were 10 mourners and the clearance ethyl singing rancheras over 30. Ay Jalisco not give in!
When the other grandmother died, I remember one of her sisters (a great aunt of a very strong, old lady, half lame, very gray, and mischievous) was at lunch, crying and muttering at the same time. Just walked through the door a lady who was 10 000 Bs (10 Bs.F. today) left to mourn, got up, threw the food on the floor, charged him in front of everyone, insulted, pushed and the bounced from home to blows, then sat down and went begging as if nothing had happened. Shame that it had not been overcome, but a cousin had been 6 years in possession of a razor-sharp little voice (which was tickling the eardrum) that could not read, that in its short life never had prayed, and became an echo of the ends of each uttered the Donita litany that praying the rosary. The boy with his hands clasped at chest height, one eye closed and one could open a kind of counterpoint: "Madam
Hail Mary.
-Child: "laugh."
-Lady: full of grace.
-Child: "acia.
-Lady: The Lord is with thee.
-Child: "tigo."
-Lady, Blessed art thou among women.
-Child "are." Using
Mrs. mislead thousands of times, stunning the audience with his unique falsetto and triggered a community laughter. Nor I can forget that right in the funeral of my grandmother, my mother seemed in pistachio ice cream cone and my uncle (journalist finally) bought a disposable camera to photograph a close (close up) the body of his mother. What an idea! All these situations led to the most forbidden and unforgivable laughter, some of which could not hide and I hide theatrically others with a kind of cough, covering my mouth and saliéndome of burial. However, tears are always in my eyes been slowed by these events as unlikely, hilarious and uncommon in other families, movies and novels. The next time will avoid going to a cemetery and see if staying at home, I will want to vent and get in touch with my true feelings without anyone or anything distract me and make me pass by unnoticed as important stage in the cycle of our lives.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

How Often Do You Need A Brazilian Wax

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here with Martha Kehrhahn time at a party hosted by Nueva Prensa de Oriente.

Friday, April 4, 2008

What's A Cover Letter For A Tanning Salon

Joako and chickenpox Cursed Memories


This was an email sent to friends Joaquín Machado, maracucho, journalist and former correspondent for Televen, political marketing consultant now, who discovered earlier this month that have varicella, as well as written speech, is a show in person, and last but not least is the chick calimero happened. No more ... his monologue:

NOT BEEN ANYTHING THESE DAYS OF DESPAIR NORMAL TO SEE HOW MY BODY HAS BEEN SLOWLY invaded by these VERGUITAS that have undermined my mood, HAVE ACHIEVED BECOME HATE lying down, pull me HAVE TEARS BECAUSE THE DAUGHTERS OF NOT STOP HOOKER itch.
THIS DISEASE (INVENTED FOR LOCOS), HAS BEEN THE WORST HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN DISEASE. CHAPTER ONE VERY SPECIAL TO HAVE A PLACE IN MY LIFE BIG BOOK OF ANECDOTES.
AND YOU DO NOT HAVE FULL fainted so sorry INTERVIEW WITH THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE, falling and breaking his leg in Plaza Bolivar EVEN THE MOST Unnamable MARACAIBO EPISODE OF THE FALL IN THE LAKE MARACAIBO LEMNA WHEN DID ON MY STORY ... NO, THIS IS WORSE. PENALTY MAKES APPEARANCE THIS HAVE NOT EVEN HAVE THE INTENTION OF LEAVING A WASTE DISPOSAL IN THE DOOR NEXT TO MY HOUSE, OR THAT LEADS ME DOWN A DOOR TO OPEN THOSE VERY FEW FRIENDS WHO HAVE HAD TO VISIT THE GENTLE, BECAUSE THOSE WHO GAVE THEM AND ALWAYS SAY, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY DAUGHTER, BECAUSE I'M NOT stuck it to my niece, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY WIFE, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY HUSBAND BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO THE DOG, CAT AND FISH TO THE DECEASED AS ANGELO.
STRESSES LONG DAYS OF PUSSY DO NOT KNOW THE PELAZON BALL TO BE AT HOME. THE BIKINI URBE ME THAT I BOUGHT IN THE WAY OF MY LAST TRIP TO EARTH AND BACK ME THE PA'LANTE, THE SERIES AND I HAVE A VERGUERO VISITS TIMES. LISTEN TO MY FRIEND JORGE CELEDON (A who does not care contagion) is boring me (sorry for AMIGO JORGE THIS, YOU TONIGHT turn ON TWO CANDLES IN PENANCE) ...

PENALTY WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH A KIND OF PINK PROTECTIVE COATING PRODUCT CALADRIL RECOMMENDS EVERYONE, BECAUSE NOW THAT I REALIZE THAT EVERYONE IS VERGA LEAST GAVE ME. TELL ME ALL: AND NOT WHEN YOU GAVE carajitos?? CAUSES ME ANSWER:
"IS THAT GAVE ME SO MUCH LIKE ME BUT SCRATCH THAT I asked God to send it to me AGAIN Cursed (A) ..."
HE TRIED TO LISTEN TO MY MP3 OR IF YOU WANT ME BUT I PUT THE HEADPHONES ON VISTA OF SOME OF THE MALAYA VERGUITAS THESE ARE ALSO IN MY EARS AND SMALL HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE EAR. AND IT IS NOT ONLY IN AREAS THAT HAVE SEEN THESE VERGUITAS Cursed. IN THOSE PLACES WHERE THE SUNLIGHT COMING OR NEVER ARRIVED, THERE IS ... THE PAIN, THE SORROW and discouragement came over me.
Thank God my mother came SANTA single battle NERVE to attend .. MOTHER IS MOTHER, I THINK THE FACT THAT JUST ARRIVED MUCH PASSED MY MALES. WHEN I SAW YOUR FIRST DRAMA CAME come face to scare, but immediately ALWAYS START A Porter. DRAMA CHANGED THE FACE OF THE PHYSICIAN (PROFESSION THAT ANY MOTHER IS) REVIEW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE BITCHES VERGUITAS ... AS ONE HAND I got ... AFTER SEVERAL DAYS AND HERE AT HOME AND HAVE THE ROUTINE give me THOUSANDS OF REMEDIES IN THE WHOLE BODY. NOT SO SENSITIVE TO DO BUT CRIES AFTER A FEW OF MY HAND TURN MOVEMENTS OF SILK ...
THIS IS A LITTLE HISTORY OF MY DAILY DRAMA THAT WILL BE PART OF A BOOK THAT HOLDERS:
"MARDITALECHINA"

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Dog Has Purple Testicles

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Hey, hey, hey I have not abandoned the blog, what happens is that I'm full and by the way I am doing a printed report on indigenous youth. Here
a grandmother Kariña ethnicity. I'll be back.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Dell Webcam No Supported Webcam

white mother and black mommy memoirs Editorial

always hear my friends talk about their grandmothers, I guess because they are alive. I, on the contrary, very little named perhaps because I do not see your wrinkles looking for company to drop the dark. Almost always remember to turn the yellowed pages of albums stored or when walking near his portrait hung in a place special.
I was very lucky, why? Because I had a white grandmother and one black. No, I'm not crazy. You'll see why.
When I talk about is white Mother Teresa: Housewife. Lady apagaditos about becoming a violet blue eyes, rosy cheeks and a charm of yesteryear. Owner of an impressive character, worthy of a cherished wife of a noble and industrious landowner. To be more precise, the daughter of Arabs, bundle up your child why racial and religious heritage that ran through his veins. Imagine all of this in an old bed-ridden for over the years and with long hair immaculately washed cotton.
At five in the later had to be washed, combed and perfumed from head to toe. Rosewater or Jean Nate. Her dress (European fabrics and neutral colors) chose him after his maid on duty will show one after another, to choose the most perfect, as if waiting for a visit, which never came because their fateful evening were filled with loneliness . Until I got 10 years to keep her company on a soft bed which I always excelled feet. He spent the night listening to their complaints about a pill and lulled by the melodious tracheo unscrewed a fan blowing for both.
Every morning, a kiss and a blessing on its hands, otherwise I would be reprimanded by the indomitable matron. I learned their ways, to retire when adults wanted to talk, not to say anything that seemingly bad habits or prejudice its morale, to say, with permission lady, followed by. A coffee and offer just one foot on the door. Education strictly governed by a dictatorial manner grandmother. I can not escape my mind sharp to infer that perhaps would have been a good teacher to geishas. She almost never smiled, seemed in poor taste to show the teeth and feet worldwide. Was highly selective. Each sent was returned because it was never pleased, wanted to know and dominate everything around them, from esparramado handle that fell on the ground to what someone had hidden in his hands. I remember one of the many little Indian girls who cared for her, one morning, he had the ingenuity to stick to the peak of his soda presuming she would not notice, but the flip was too late because the blow came without mercy on her.
A faithful woman who raised her eleven children of one man and about the myth she created a large family, united, good and religious, becoming one of the oldest and beloved of the people. A lady who even in his last decade was the soul of a December, making back to the most distant recesses of his heirs to give you a hug and make smile every new year ...
... In another world, another city, other customs, other black poverty is my grandmother and her stories of sleeping in his cot with Maita . Aba Aura or as he liked to be told. Black hair, sometimes with hibiscus on the ear (donated by ourselves.) Morenita, mouth and cheeks painted red coloraos provided with two combs or processions, as his vocabulary. Worthy of boundless joy and incredible stories that roaring with laughter, typical of an Oriental. Their gowns were the same as always, very wide and printed with colorful flowers. I remember once my grandmother washed her clothes and laid on the balcony, and a friend of my brother asked if my mother washed his clothes Yolanda Moreno, jejejeje. She was dressed in what others leave any patch or turned in their most devoted and though I give away clothes new clothes, kept coming back to yours. As a young man worked making tobacco to put food on their children. Sang tangos: "Downhill in my shot ..." then try to dance , that's when he always gave a setback and we had to help her. He spoke of ghosts and phantoms. Prayed to his lungs and had a book, maybe one day I dare to edit, with all the prayers that perhaps no imagine you can write a grandmother. Spoiled grandchildren more males than females, my brother Elias and I, we received the plates with larger prey before the suspicious eyes of our sisters. It was like a pact of tenderness for us. Just had an arepa he began to see the numbers in the burnt shell and to play them in the lottery. He rode his feet on the cartoons in the newspapers; Panchita, Mandrake, Periquita, Olaf supposed to keep guessing random data. Just spent the whole afternoon my black grandmother.
always pulled a pan of large pockets of his clothes. It was home remedies. I never remember that smells like perfume, but traces of menthol or herbs. I never knew that their children were all from different fathers. Never met her four children in December, then great.
She went from house to house, reminding his Maíta perhaps searching cot that he loved, but was content to take refuge in the warm embrace of some grandchildren who will worship from ancient times.
These pages are yellowed, wrinkled, forgotten in a book of lessons for children are part of who I am. Two races, two worlds, two legacies, fear and strength, courage and tenderness, humility and pride, companionship and loneliness, loyalty and adventure, rigidity and freedom, decency and debauchery, are mixed in my blood as well as white and black to throw a lot every thought and every gesture of my being.
from heaven I hope they read this post. While I believe, by the strange thrill that my skin bristles, this time one of these two, or both, are right behind me reading what I write.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Images Of Herpes In The Nose



news as I know, the editorial is a genus of opinion that seeks to define the position of a media regarding an issue of concern. And I think it is appropriate do (though I must admit I feel like the very Lárez or Eladio Martínez Walter doing these things), and the controversy surrounding the previous post "Metrosexual Zoo."
dreamed of becoming a journalist when I started writing a weekly urban chronic juvenile form, this column does not have a name and decided to call it "hard date", the same nickname that bears this page.
Every time I write in this blog, I try to be as free as possible, to relieve the words that sometimes do not dare say those that lie quietly to myself inside and not even let me think. I have found in it, a way to unravel my world and share a piece of history with that eager to letters. I also write to shine hidden pranks and laugh about this crazy world, as crazy as us, perhaps not to mourn. Journalistic genre
My favorite is the chronic, and chronic non satire, mockery, sarcasm, irony, lacks luster. So I am worth of comic situations. Sometimes I had to expose my worst blunders, my philosophical elevations, my dishes, my dreams, frustrations, lies and truths to be closer to translate a work just mine, unique, new, original for me and for you.
I can not be silent about what I think, I love the discussion, debate teaches me, freedom of expression is my way of life, all together in concave and convex do what I am. A man of faith, with human frailties and wanting to shout to the world what you think and feel. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, sometimes white, sometimes black or gray. And in these shades, I take the computer and let my heart out for me.
If I offended anyone with my story "Zoo Metrosexual" or susceptibility hurt some, a thousand apologies. It was not to offend, but to describe, narrate, tell a reality and that each of you made your opinion freely and spontaneously.
me feed upon their words and learn that life takes many lessons. Every time I leave comment on a piece of you: laughter, dating, friendship, hugs, greetings, insults, but mostly thinking. Never write to injure or harassing anyone, it is unethical for a journalist, much less for a human rights defender. In fact, to rectify my position I quote the end of my post:
"Much less going to believe this review is part of a common criticism, because although it is packed with satire and rusty pins to puncture point, but rather is a applause for those who manage to look better each day this world being against sexist and a warning to those who fall into the ridiculous for not being happy, natural, human and genuine as they are and will forever. "
This chronicle I wrote it, and that's my style, unique, irreverent, critical, cartoonish, satirical, realistic and raw. Welcome to my world, my language, my life. Welcome to Date drive.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Pro Comp Extreme Mud Terreian

Zoo


Once he touched the women, when I wrote "Simply Beautiful" is now the turn of men ...
I'm not against looking good, No sir. Moreover, every morning I try to do my best, I open the closet, seriously analyze the day's activities according to dress as I can, I try on several shirts and jackets before giving the final verdict. At weekends, use hats, sweaters and jeans. I'm a fan of shoes, ties and maniacal with perfumes, I seem to combine some others only in jeans and a suit, I do not know where I got that rule, but I do. I look in the mirror, and if I feel comfortable, grab the briefcase and go. The styling gel is a must, which is why a buddy nicknamed me "Gomina Minister." Profess that the image is very important, but the excesses are always harmful.
Saturday, was in line at the theater, trying to see what movie had on screen, but as the letters disappeared very fast, I was absorbed and focused. Therefore, suddenly stepped on a guy (I always happened) and I apologize if I dropped the mug because the man had the more delineated, raised eyebrows I've ever seen in my entire life. Could it be that he was paying tribute to the untamed María Félix, Liz Taylor and Sophia Loren ? I do not know. The truth is indiscreet I could not stop looking at him closely on his eyelids shaved similar to those of Dr. Spock. He was very caught from his girlfriend and all, but I think he spent the boundaries of the metrosexual. I would never think to shear the eyebrows and less than that.
Some men get addicted to the gym, your life becomes compulsively towards healthy, dieting, eating, mountain, yogurt, drinking water, getting protein injection, exercise, train, jogging clothes and sneakers, belts, creams thinning and hair removal. Uff I'm tired!. They have 3 days in the gym and I walk straight and chest out excessively as if they belonged to a sect of autistic Nazis led by Arnold Schwarzenegger . Flannel bloodsucking style set that breaks the tricep, jeans apretadísimos dividers testicles left and right hemisphere, towel and water thermos in hand. I have a neighbor like that. The character after watching faced Johnny Bravo, and then swallow the voice says, "Dude how are you?" And I (stock) replied innocently okay and you brother?
"I do not see? Papeado, strong, tough. Conchal I see it very thin, you're sick? We are bringing the rock (crack). Ja-ja-ja. " Android starts to demoralize this ... (and continues), I grab my belly and release deadly phrases as: "The worst is that you're skinny and Bofo ..." That's the time of the arrechera me up and makes me say : "vigoréxico shit, mental illness, obsessive bodybuilder, no results, mares consuming vitamins, go your way, and neighing horse desjinetado which hopefully will leave bruises on each muscle to exercise "... But education that my parents gave me did not include such words as sound, but stupidly I had to say: "Well my brother I go jogging when I can. See you then. " There must be a deep breath, because to demonstrate its power gives you a hug out agallones that makes you sound to the core.
I can not name those "fat" to make light pepsi, coke light, light juice, coffee with sweetener (NutraSweet) pechuguita grilled vegetables, and appear ligerita life in the morning, but in the night choking on spaghetti with sausage as they pass through. Plomitos have the ear, go on a diet to lose weight reduction, fat again. Spend the salary in that lie and increasingly impoverished participants seem to show "sweating." The opposite are those who breathe or not to get fat (as I did some time) each day planting anorexia ignorance, believing that someday trample niuyorkina gateway in the ribs showing interior Calvin Klein.
These days, I went to a toast between journalists and a colleague was too pale, I thought I used pancake or talc. But Pepe Grillo told me, "Erwin left to speculate, to speak ill of others, do not criticize ..." After a while comes a friend who has a tongue like a razor blade and said: "We lost Mark . Blush now to check, it was enough to send me to hell to Pepe Grillo and enthralled watching the pink sweat fell over his black shirt throughout the night.
Recently I was in college and a student began talking and as he was busy not put much attention ... until I looked up and realized that the boy had tremendous plume as a hairdresser right out of donuts (full lacquer and glitter) and he talked and I just saw your ass style was opening Elvis shaking his head. Was not to do!, Had a dilemma: whether to put his hand to root not open or run, I decided to make me mad, and at the end of the conversation the young man was like a peacock espelucaò. What I felt embarrassed. Poor boy.
Not to mention my friend Roger that was grafted sweet, buttocks and abs. It was fine to make an extra in the series Bionic Woman and man nuclear. Well hopefully never will melt back on a visit to the beach. Pavosaurios
And there pà take pà rriba in shopping centers. Some grandparents who dress like teenagers in spiked hair, Mechita, sunglasses and jeans style tubes Miami Vice. With a walk so strange that even ridicule manhood and maturity.
Do not think that describe these characters was difficult, it was enough just to leave my house to appreciate this zoo of testosterone in short called metrosexual. Much less going to believe this review is part of a common criticism, because although it is packed with satire and rusty pins to puncture point, rather it is a round of applause for those who manage to look better each day this world being against sexist and a warning to those falling into the ridiculous for not being happy natural, human and genuine as they are and will forever.

"Being natural is the most difficult poses." Oscar Wilde.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Easy Music Note Friendship Braclets

metrosexual "Orchids for Laura "



I think I have become an workaholic (addicted to work) has led me to be more demanding with my time. I've become judgmental, quarrelsome, sour, stupid, "hyperkinetic, aerodynamic, electrostatic and nymphomaniac." (Jejeje. ultimate wish it were true, lol). I started to hate some things defenseless, such as Sunday and paid their guilt in my previous post. However, this time it's the Venezuelan television channel Venevision specifically that was my home for some time.
On Saturday I wanted to sleep a little earlier. My sleep-inducing therapy is to watch TV, or rather, not see, but remain nearly 30 minutes clicking frantically all control buttons without giving time to look at something on the screen until my stress level reaches a minimum. Having a wide range of options, to remember old times, I decided to stop at the Super Saturday program Sensational.
"This Saturday is very special," said tone Daniel Sarcos fictional, "as it celebrates the Festival of the Orchid", the show more balourd or hillbilly, I've seen in my life after the insults and histrionics Peruvian marital brawl in the ring are assembled from Laura America for taking a simple "chelas in a brood." Just enough to hear the hoarse voice of the rickety blonde screaming: I spent the lover or else That between the cuckold!, To turn it tremendous pain in the ass all against all, in the end to any public or innocent cameraman out with black eyes.
Yes folks, Orchid, our national flower vilified in a circus crap, which causes mental retardation in any regular viewer of this type of program and arouses the contempt of those who have four fingers in front. I imagine that the producer wanted to imitate the award of Festival de Viña del Mar in the elegant delivery of the torches and silver gulls, with the most ruthless groups in Latin America.
But it goes! This edition was barbarism. The orchid is the delivered to any bland wig stick with three cries, would stumble Charrasqueado reggaeton and cheese with a thunderbolt in one hand and a fork in the other. Where's the talent?, To the lions! This time a singer
vallenato dared to peel the maruto (read round scar left in the middle of the belly, after drying the umbilical cord) and expose your digestive system three-dimensional. I wonder: Will she felt sexy, Will did not know what to do on stage?, Will wanted to provoke collective revulsion and vomiting? Could it be that the parasites will be stirred?, Do something so daunting that I see, thanks to the Saturday evening.
also assume that a gas estupidecedor spread to hundreds of people clapped and chanted "orchid" nonstop. Passed groups, cliques, grupero and grupete, all took award under the armpits. Chino y Nacho , Calle Ciega, Tito El Bambino, jumped up and knelt down, kissed the floor, crossed, crossed themselves to the audience, cried, laughed (like every year) and released the usual nonsense of remembered Servando and Florentino : "This is not what I expected, I have no words to describe it, Thanks Dad, Ali, Ali, the sueñossss Alive ... thanks Mom, I love Venezuela, I carry within me, thank my fans, love them all ... blah, blah, blah. "
I think at 8 pm, there came a time when the public obstinately and more nobody would clap or yell ... then had no choice but to tease haughty, pardon the animator, to say: "Orchid bronze, two seconds," no longer flashing, it is silver, "" oh no! ... keeps flashing ", two seconds," Oh gentlemen ... is gold, and now finally moved to platinum and diamond "... All this without striking images of people pissed and whistling by the ridicule they were doing. The most pathetic show, decadent, tedious, impoverished and hilarious I've seen. It was for me a strange mixture of conflicting perceptions, the style of Arjona. "Help me Freud, I think I should go to a psychologist to explain to me why people pay pa 'These pods or why I had to get to see that shit too. The couch waiting for me. I can feel ...
That's how my Saturday ended and I felt insulted, I realized that some areas of the Venezuelan television do not respect their audience, they offer all bread and circuses, in exchange for ticket after ticket, I prefer to "Laura America "for his brash and brazen is sincere and I know that more than a Peruvian girl always going to be slapped and fucked up by their own" ziñorita Laura. "
I know. I'll write a novel instead of "Sunflowers for Lucia "will be called" Orchids for Laura ". I hope this weekend to change my therapy cause me stress and less traumatic to see something else on TV. I'm beginning to think I'm masochistic. definitely the couch waiting for me ... Ahhh ( sigh) When will free Playboy Chavez? ... I put my head on the pillow. Even the control in my hands, the power button lights up. I turn off the TV. ... I was in darkness at bedtime. I cover them. Zzzz

Monday, January 21, 2008

Alright Meg Lets Look At That Vergina Episode

Boys Pinochet - Pinochet

Banda:
Disco Boys Pinochet: Pinochet Boys


weno aka Lalo a request Punx uniko is ke I have of this great band = struggling to get more, but for now this, this band is amediadosde 80's, very good I recommend it ... ia that kaur then download it!

Topics:
01 - In my spare time
02 - Pinochet boys


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Does Michael Buble Speak French

hate Sundays! Click


I do not understand what is happening today ...
It's like a blanket covering me with his giant hands and not leave me out of bed, but not let me sleep peacefully. Sometimes the opposite happens to me, I rise like a sleepwalker at 6 am as if it would work, but slow and heavy, that's when I start watching TV, thinking about the immortality of the crab, to daydream , to divine the future and remembering the past because the present is lost in a sagging mattress thrown on my way. That's when I remember ... "Today is Sunday."
begin to find something good on the screen and nothing! The worst of the worst: old series of the season when my grandmother was pure, virginal and pure. The chapters that I know by heart of El Chavo, and the song "chirinchirinchunflay" the boring House on the Prairie and perpetual llorantina the unique vocabulary cartoons indigo children "friend this new ultrasound machine is Fantabulous" documentaries of the blessed lion eating a zebra, the Casa de Lucy taught to knit a sweater cross stitch and pods pure useless.
I get up. I try to exercise, but the body is as sharp in a deep slumber. It feels so weird because no path, no flight, just the opposite. I open the window and it is as if the sun also jumped into the break, the shadows cloud the day, the wind asks permission to blow, but does not blow.
My mother just said: Sundays one does not find or do. Another. Join the club. It is the day I hate most is neither Saturday nor is Monday, is not resting which I enjoy, or work that concerns me. I do not know what reed is.
remember that's where I want to buy a case for the chastisement of my peace (phone) that both use it and throw it when I have stress, it is already verging on poor. But the shops are closed. I want a really big cake of dark chocolate and greasy, creamy and bursting, but the bakeries are closed. I checked after three failed attempts, when I arrived at last, there is only strawberry. No! It is a day unlucky, those who feel a black cloud over you. My sister Elialmy
today said three times: Sundays pulled me by the hair, I'm thinking who could stretch the hair that poor girl, I still think her hair in her hair and make me angry again it is Sunday . I see it as desperate, you want to do all beauty treatments idler of this world, broke a raw egg on the head, after a circus show for it. Applause and laughter. Then, like crazy, put your feet in warm water to get a pedicure, put various creams on the face is massaged all over and placed a bag over her hair. And understand it, today is Sunday.
I entered the internet, I open my favorite pages and leave. I repeat the same ritual two or three times, on Sundays I write or read one post surprisingly, almost no news. I note that journalists are too lazy Sunday.
On Sunday I have to think about which jacket I'll use tomorrow, what I have hanging on the job. On Sunday I realize that I have the dirty laundry of the reviews I have to correct. Causes me to kill pests. Sunday
And this feeling is not now, is very old, I remember my childhood Sundays were so boring that my dad, and I took a trip to a mountain course of guerrillas and was the same sad and empty grove ever, after going to mass, eat an ice cream flavor in the only Village ice cream only after walking returned to a boulevard where only bushes and I was sitting in the middle watching the trickle down of the source, which was sometimes no water, it still haunts me ... karma
Today is the day I bath soap up longer and me to fill the bath foam. I read the newspapers, I reread. Like and recommend. I review old pictures, singing songs, I feel like going to church and I'm not, I just want to call my friends and not call. Heat is heat, the boredom is more of a nuisance, what the hell go on Sundays. We become silent. The gestures do not even come out, we look down, we know. What I do on Sundays than see my family and be on the computer? Which incidentally is the only thing I like about Sunday. I do a thousand things, and I still have time. I'm in the car and I'm looking for something more fun, I find, is worse than a fever, vomiting, diarrhea and dengue together.
Puto pútil Sunday Sunday Sunday best putácea reputation!. Do not know what rude is that, but I would like to add more sound every Sunday I hate. Even the words
me out, safe on Monday, I become more lucid and bright, if not liked this post, sorry, I forgive excusing myself because today is nothing more than a Sunday. The good thing is that it is night and I wish with all my heart Quick arrives tomorrow and go back to being who I am. I'm going to sleep. Tomorrow will be better ...
"Puto putil Sunday Sunday Sunday best putacea reputation." Hahaha. How did this happen to me? Hahaha. Definivitamente'm crazy, my domingofobia product.

PD: (Despite the message, this is for my sister Elialmy with all my love.)

Sunday, January 20, 2008

14years With Big Breast

Boy Fucking Dogs - Demo 2007

Banda: Dogs Fucking
Disco: Demo 2007


E curiko aka a band of very wena! aka the demo where 3 tracks very wenoss out!
recommend it! IESO kauross!

Topics:
01 - Loko (Decapitated cover)
02 - Toxic 03
society - Convicted

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lorna Morgan In Girdles

philosophies Principality


Today is one of those days that I do not like much.
I feel like the fable is a giant dwarf inside
and do not know what to do ...
January is one of those months without thinking about it makes me dream so high,
so high that when I realize a trancazo
hit me in bed.
Today is one of those days I want to be I've ever been;
magician, artist, priest, doctor, clown and God.
The clock tells me I should start spinning my fate to
unknown worlds,
seeking new frontiers, leaving only
blowing sea of \u200b\u200bhope

I treasure in my drawer for the good wishes ... Hopefully
not just in January, and is a call of eternity
to be immortal and achieve everything you desire,
because this life is not enough for me to be all that I want to be
and all I want to give.
Sometimes I feel that I am not of this world and I'm one of the
heirs the prince,
chosen to carry their message
who do not know love and joy.

PD 1: At Christmas, a good friend gave me a book:
Oups "the messenger of the planet heart."
Only someone who knows me so well
would give me a book.
PD 2: Today I met by chance another envoy of the prince,
think we are two or more.
I hope there are many more.




My Throat/stomach Burns




In a funny with my buddy Nestor ! Crazy? You're crazy.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Best Brazilian Wax Winston Salem, Nc

Prints / Personalities, 2007

I do not know how to explain this article ... Prints out the magazine on December 30 in a special year-end on the most outstanding personalities of 2007. I have to admit that gives me some little pain but here goes ...






Thursday, January 3, 2008

I Want An Auction License Ontario

Eight Ball - Serving Deskomunal

Banda: Eight Ball
Disco: Serving


This is the 1989 demo of this great band from Valparaiso, aka Tokan songs very prepared, is also a good album, but the sound is not quite so good but there is nothing to complain!.

Topics:
01 - Corruption
02 - Sex equibocado
03 - Al sevice
04 - Our humiliation
05 - I hate priests
06 - Renumber not
07 - What they do with the money
08 - Caught


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