Friday, April 4, 2008

What's A Cover Letter For A Tanning Salon

Joako and chickenpox Cursed Memories


This was an email sent to friends Joaquín Machado, maracucho, journalist and former correspondent for Televen, political marketing consultant now, who discovered earlier this month that have varicella, as well as written speech, is a show in person, and last but not least is the chick calimero happened. No more ... his monologue:

NOT BEEN ANYTHING THESE DAYS OF DESPAIR NORMAL TO SEE HOW MY BODY HAS BEEN SLOWLY invaded by these VERGUITAS that have undermined my mood, HAVE ACHIEVED BECOME HATE lying down, pull me HAVE TEARS BECAUSE THE DAUGHTERS OF NOT STOP HOOKER itch.
THIS DISEASE (INVENTED FOR LOCOS), HAS BEEN THE WORST HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN DISEASE. CHAPTER ONE VERY SPECIAL TO HAVE A PLACE IN MY LIFE BIG BOOK OF ANECDOTES.
AND YOU DO NOT HAVE FULL fainted so sorry INTERVIEW WITH THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE, falling and breaking his leg in Plaza Bolivar EVEN THE MOST Unnamable MARACAIBO EPISODE OF THE FALL IN THE LAKE MARACAIBO LEMNA WHEN DID ON MY STORY ... NO, THIS IS WORSE. PENALTY MAKES APPEARANCE THIS HAVE NOT EVEN HAVE THE INTENTION OF LEAVING A WASTE DISPOSAL IN THE DOOR NEXT TO MY HOUSE, OR THAT LEADS ME DOWN A DOOR TO OPEN THOSE VERY FEW FRIENDS WHO HAVE HAD TO VISIT THE GENTLE, BECAUSE THOSE WHO GAVE THEM AND ALWAYS SAY, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY DAUGHTER, BECAUSE I'M NOT stuck it to my niece, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY WIFE, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY HUSBAND BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO THE DOG, CAT AND FISH TO THE DECEASED AS ANGELO.
STRESSES LONG DAYS OF PUSSY DO NOT KNOW THE PELAZON BALL TO BE AT HOME. THE BIKINI URBE ME THAT I BOUGHT IN THE WAY OF MY LAST TRIP TO EARTH AND BACK ME THE PA'LANTE, THE SERIES AND I HAVE A VERGUERO VISITS TIMES. LISTEN TO MY FRIEND JORGE CELEDON (A who does not care contagion) is boring me (sorry for AMIGO JORGE THIS, YOU TONIGHT turn ON TWO CANDLES IN PENANCE) ...

PENALTY WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH A KIND OF PINK PROTECTIVE COATING PRODUCT CALADRIL RECOMMENDS EVERYONE, BECAUSE NOW THAT I REALIZE THAT EVERYONE IS VERGA LEAST GAVE ME. TELL ME ALL: AND NOT WHEN YOU GAVE carajitos?? CAUSES ME ANSWER:
"IS THAT GAVE ME SO MUCH LIKE ME BUT SCRATCH THAT I asked God to send it to me AGAIN Cursed (A) ..."
HE TRIED TO LISTEN TO MY MP3 OR IF YOU WANT ME BUT I PUT THE HEADPHONES ON VISTA OF SOME OF THE MALAYA VERGUITAS THESE ARE ALSO IN MY EARS AND SMALL HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE EAR. AND IT IS NOT ONLY IN AREAS THAT HAVE SEEN THESE VERGUITAS Cursed. IN THOSE PLACES WHERE THE SUNLIGHT COMING OR NEVER ARRIVED, THERE IS ... THE PAIN, THE SORROW and discouragement came over me.
Thank God my mother came SANTA single battle NERVE to attend .. MOTHER IS MOTHER, I THINK THE FACT THAT JUST ARRIVED MUCH PASSED MY MALES. WHEN I SAW YOUR FIRST DRAMA CAME come face to scare, but immediately ALWAYS START A Porter. DRAMA CHANGED THE FACE OF THE PHYSICIAN (PROFESSION THAT ANY MOTHER IS) REVIEW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE BITCHES VERGUITAS ... AS ONE HAND I got ... AFTER SEVERAL DAYS AND HERE AT HOME AND HAVE THE ROUTINE give me THOUSANDS OF REMEDIES IN THE WHOLE BODY. NOT SO SENSITIVE TO DO BUT CRIES AFTER A FEW OF MY HAND TURN MOVEMENTS OF SILK ...
THIS IS A LITTLE HISTORY OF MY DAILY DRAMA THAT WILL BE PART OF A BOOK THAT HOLDERS:
"MARDITALECHINA"

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