Once he touched the women, when I wrote "Simply Beautiful" is now the turn of men ...
I'm not against looking good, No sir. Moreover, every morning I try to do my best, I open the closet, seriously analyze the day's activities according to dress as I can, I try on several shirts and jackets before giving the final verdict. At weekends, use hats, sweaters and jeans. I'm a fan of shoes, ties and maniacal with perfumes, I seem to combine some others only in jeans and a suit, I do not know where I got that rule, but I do. I look in the mirror, and if I feel comfortable, grab the briefcase and go. The styling gel is a must, which is why a buddy nicknamed me "Gomina Minister." Profess that the image is very important, but the excesses are always harmful.
Saturday, was in line at the theater, trying to see what movie had on screen, but as the letters disappeared very fast, I was absorbed and focused. Therefore, suddenly stepped on a guy (I always happened) and I apologize if I dropped the mug because the man had the more delineated, raised eyebrows I've ever seen in my entire life. Could it be that he was paying tribute to the untamed María Félix, Liz Taylor and Sophia Loren ? I do not know. The truth is indiscreet I could not stop looking at him closely on his eyelids shaved similar to those of Dr. Spock. He was very caught from his girlfriend and all, but I think he spent the boundaries of the metrosexual. I would never think to shear the eyebrows and less than that.
Some men get addicted to the gym, your life becomes compulsively towards healthy, dieting, eating, mountain, yogurt, drinking water, getting protein injection, exercise, train, jogging clothes and sneakers, belts, creams thinning and hair removal. Uff I'm tired!. They have 3 days in the gym and I walk straight and chest out excessively as if they belonged to a sect of autistic Nazis led by Arnold Schwarzenegger . Flannel bloodsucking style set that breaks the tricep, jeans apretadísimos dividers testicles left and right hemisphere, towel and water thermos in hand. I have a neighbor like that. The character after watching faced Johnny Bravo, and then swallow the voice says, "Dude how are you?" And I (stock) replied innocently okay and you brother?
"I do not see? Papeado, strong, tough. Conchal I see it very thin, you're sick? We are bringing the rock (crack). Ja-ja-ja. " Android starts to demoralize this ... (and continues), I grab my belly and release deadly phrases as: "The worst is that you're skinny and Bofo ..." That's the time of the arrechera me up and makes me say : "vigoréxico shit, mental illness, obsessive bodybuilder, no results, mares consuming vitamins, go your way, and neighing horse desjinetado which hopefully will leave bruises on each muscle to exercise "... But education that my parents gave me did not include such words as sound, but stupidly I had to say: "Well my brother I go jogging when I can. See you then. " There must be a deep breath, because to demonstrate its power gives you a hug out agallones that makes you sound to the core.
I can not name those "fat" to make light pepsi, coke light, light juice, coffee with sweetener (NutraSweet) pechuguita grilled vegetables, and appear ligerita life in the morning, but in the night choking on spaghetti with sausage as they pass through. Plomitos have the ear, go on a diet to lose weight reduction, fat again. Spend the salary in that lie and increasingly impoverished participants seem to show "sweating." The opposite are those who breathe or not to get fat (as I did some time) each day planting anorexia ignorance, believing that someday trample niuyorkina gateway in the ribs showing interior Calvin Klein.
These days, I went to a toast between journalists and a colleague was too pale, I thought I used pancake or talc. But Pepe Grillo told me, "Erwin left to speculate, to speak ill of others, do not criticize ..." After a while comes a friend who has a tongue like a razor blade and said: "We lost Mark . Blush now to check, it was enough to send me to hell to Pepe Grillo and enthralled watching the pink sweat fell over his black shirt throughout the night.
Recently I was in college and a student began talking and as he was busy not put much attention ... until I looked up and realized that the boy had tremendous plume as a hairdresser right out of donuts (full lacquer and glitter) and he talked and I just saw your ass style was opening Elvis shaking his head. Was not to do!, Had a dilemma: whether to put his hand to root not open or run, I decided to make me mad, and at the end of the conversation the young man was like a peacock espelucaò. What I felt embarrassed. Poor boy.
Not to mention my friend Roger that was grafted sweet, buttocks and abs. It was fine to make an extra in the series Bionic Woman and man nuclear. Well hopefully never will melt back on a visit to the beach. Pavosaurios
And there pà take pà rriba in shopping centers. Some grandparents who dress like teenagers in spiked hair, Mechita, sunglasses and jeans style tubes Miami Vice. With a walk so strange that even ridicule manhood and maturity.
Do not think that describe these characters was difficult, it was enough just to leave my house to appreciate this zoo of testosterone in short called metrosexual. Much less going to believe this review is part of a common criticism, because although it is packed with satire and rusty pins to puncture point, rather it is a round of applause for those who manage to look better each day this world being against sexist and a warning to those falling into the ridiculous for not being happy natural, human and genuine as they are and will forever.
"Being natural is the most difficult poses." Oscar Wilde.
I'm not against looking good, No sir. Moreover, every morning I try to do my best, I open the closet, seriously analyze the day's activities according to dress as I can, I try on several shirts and jackets before giving the final verdict. At weekends, use hats, sweaters and jeans. I'm a fan of shoes, ties and maniacal with perfumes, I seem to combine some others only in jeans and a suit, I do not know where I got that rule, but I do. I look in the mirror, and if I feel comfortable, grab the briefcase and go. The styling gel is a must, which is why a buddy nicknamed me "Gomina Minister." Profess that the image is very important, but the excesses are always harmful.
Saturday, was in line at the theater, trying to see what movie had on screen, but as the letters disappeared very fast, I was absorbed and focused. Therefore, suddenly stepped on a guy (I always happened) and I apologize if I dropped the mug because the man had the more delineated, raised eyebrows I've ever seen in my entire life. Could it be that he was paying tribute to the untamed María Félix, Liz Taylor and Sophia Loren ? I do not know. The truth is indiscreet I could not stop looking at him closely on his eyelids shaved similar to those of Dr. Spock. He was very caught from his girlfriend and all, but I think he spent the boundaries of the metrosexual. I would never think to shear the eyebrows and less than that.
Some men get addicted to the gym, your life becomes compulsively towards healthy, dieting, eating, mountain, yogurt, drinking water, getting protein injection, exercise, train, jogging clothes and sneakers, belts, creams thinning and hair removal. Uff I'm tired!. They have 3 days in the gym and I walk straight and chest out excessively as if they belonged to a sect of autistic Nazis led by Arnold Schwarzenegger . Flannel bloodsucking style set that breaks the tricep, jeans apretadísimos dividers testicles left and right hemisphere, towel and water thermos in hand. I have a neighbor like that. The character after watching faced Johnny Bravo, and then swallow the voice says, "Dude how are you?" And I (stock) replied innocently okay and you brother?
"I do not see? Papeado, strong, tough. Conchal I see it very thin, you're sick? We are bringing the rock (crack). Ja-ja-ja. " Android starts to demoralize this ... (and continues), I grab my belly and release deadly phrases as: "The worst is that you're skinny and Bofo ..." That's the time of the arrechera me up and makes me say : "vigoréxico shit, mental illness, obsessive bodybuilder, no results, mares consuming vitamins, go your way, and neighing horse desjinetado which hopefully will leave bruises on each muscle to exercise "... But education that my parents gave me did not include such words as sound, but stupidly I had to say: "Well my brother I go jogging when I can. See you then. " There must be a deep breath, because to demonstrate its power gives you a hug out agallones that makes you sound to the core.
I can not name those "fat" to make light pepsi, coke light, light juice, coffee with sweetener (NutraSweet) pechuguita grilled vegetables, and appear ligerita life in the morning, but in the night choking on spaghetti with sausage as they pass through. Plomitos have the ear, go on a diet to lose weight reduction, fat again. Spend the salary in that lie and increasingly impoverished participants seem to show "sweating." The opposite are those who breathe or not to get fat (as I did some time) each day planting anorexia ignorance, believing that someday trample niuyorkina gateway in the ribs showing interior Calvin Klein.
These days, I went to a toast between journalists and a colleague was too pale, I thought I used pancake or talc. But Pepe Grillo told me, "Erwin left to speculate, to speak ill of others, do not criticize ..." After a while comes a friend who has a tongue like a razor blade and said: "We lost Mark . Blush now to check, it was enough to send me to hell to Pepe Grillo and enthralled watching the pink sweat fell over his black shirt throughout the night.
Recently I was in college and a student began talking and as he was busy not put much attention ... until I looked up and realized that the boy had tremendous plume as a hairdresser right out of donuts (full lacquer and glitter) and he talked and I just saw your ass style was opening Elvis shaking his head. Was not to do!, Had a dilemma: whether to put his hand to root not open or run, I decided to make me mad, and at the end of the conversation the young man was like a peacock espelucaò. What I felt embarrassed. Poor boy.
Not to mention my friend Roger that was grafted sweet, buttocks and abs. It was fine to make an extra in the series Bionic Woman and man nuclear. Well hopefully never will melt back on a visit to the beach. Pavosaurios
And there pà take pà rriba in shopping centers. Some grandparents who dress like teenagers in spiked hair, Mechita, sunglasses and jeans style tubes Miami Vice. With a walk so strange that even ridicule manhood and maturity.
Do not think that describe these characters was difficult, it was enough just to leave my house to appreciate this zoo of testosterone in short called metrosexual. Much less going to believe this review is part of a common criticism, because although it is packed with satire and rusty pins to puncture point, rather it is a round of applause for those who manage to look better each day this world being against sexist and a warning to those falling into the ridiculous for not being happy natural, human and genuine as they are and will forever.
"Being natural is the most difficult poses." Oscar Wilde.
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