Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Sound Forge 9 Vocal Eraser

I'm in taxi smells of youth without crying


In these days of rain, the smell of wet earth reminded me of those days when I studied in high school. The latter, another scent I associated it was a mixture of sweat musky with friction draft on notebook paper and pencils, after removing tip.
in the classroom was a party when the teacher did not arrive at 15 minutes past the hour. The agony came on 14 minutes when we had every second like New Year bells. When the cannon blew up, the race for the adventure began. A run ... backpack on his shoulder, adrenalin overflowing, running over anyone who traverse. It was a prank anything, ride a gang, getting into the park through a hole in the fence and not through the front door, order and pay tequeños 20 16, buy raspaos of tail and pour the condensed milk, outwit the school janitor , around the center of the city without means in the pocket, take the girlfriend to lie in any tree and carve a heart with your name and hers, do corny!.
We were launching from the tours most urban to the most rugged journeys, provided the sponsor of the trips I was the "everlasting Motolite." Once I remember saying: "Tomorrow is not the profession of accounting, so bring your shorts and bathing suits are not going to the little beach. "autistic which all agreed. For there were no beach nearby, but a private resort called San Pedrito" located behind a mountain. I took my group into several carts for since arriving, not knowing where he went, we started walk, walk and walk, we lost, we backed off, and finally found the sea. It was an abandoned, dead animals had been sunk ships ... A nightmarish landscape, seemed the end of "Planet of the Apes", what was missing was the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand. I pushed with a stick to a nasty bug sailor, who bounced a purple, viscous fluid, so the girls and shouted, then threw me to the beach and stuck in a hedgehog fell ... there began to mourn and loaded my friends took me to hospital where my dear mother was waiting with her screams posing as the most fatal embarrassment of my hapless teens. There he finished the trip to the beach, but still not stopped being the most popular girl in school.
Growing up, sick of pseudo vanity without foundation ... I created a cult which could only be modern people, good looking and well dressed, I made up a few pints it seemed a safe, had many fans, though. We imposed fashion socks and pants using brincacharcos, with the intention of showing the ankle, or wear a white shoe and one black, haha. How very smugly balurda and irreverent, sometimes unintentionally seemed a sort of Punky Brewster Creole.
Almost everything I liked, I think what bothered me most was to be the blessed Weekday , said of a kind of wizard (jalabolas) to report all irregularities should (have straw) for teachers to look good to them (bribery) . Save folder, clear the slate, have on hand chalk or marker. I hope that figure no longer exists.

In high school I had a friend who spoke to me very close to the ear, leaving traces of saliva from his breath on my eardrum hormonal morbid enough to receive electrical shock that ends in the crotch and spontaneously erect a tent that would not let me get out of the ordinary desk. After I left excited, it would do the same to others, she had a burning hot and alebrestador, I guess that smelled of ovulation. Now that I analyze it I believe that very purpose, I was hot and humid these kisses teenager looking fire, but before Gafo I was so satisfied with an appointment with Raspayuqueo when the shower. He had another partner today that if there was a worthy representative of the Emo, his hair completely covering his face beaten, a kind of uncle thing with a look of hatred, barely spoke, he walked with a walkman attached to auditory nerve, repudiated vehemently teachers, always smelled like smoke. The chick every day came with a band supposedly to cover her veins cut almost another day because it came with a collar jacket was launched in the building's roof, took a pot of pills, swallowed champion, and the total Manimal was chama embodied in a cat for those 7 life overtook him to change his bipolar, compulsive, depressive, dark humanity. To everyone's surprise, today is a real fine lady, who knows it will take in the semi coconut upset?. I still enjoy toxic liquids?. Who knows? God what language I have. He also had a buddy
Italian, who was king of the violin, podridísimo the bug. Fetid was little, but it was nice. And I sat in front of him because I played in the list. On his birthday we are giving you (hidden in her purse) a ball MUN, lemon, baking soda and toothpaste. The stench of pacus (legs and armpits cu ..) was his most faithful companion. Putrid and polluted as himself, the chemise was stained ocher yellow under the arms. Until one day we went together to the cafeteria and that smell hit me ... just sniffed around my armpits, said: "He who walks with a limp, lame," well what my mother says. What do I do with this rolo e 'violin?. Within minutes ... Ya. Then I took one of my creative ideas invented an aunt died in order to run a drama school without anybody noticing. When I talked to the teacher, she asked the students stood up to offer condolences. That's when everyone realized that he had a funeral under my arms and fell slightly as accomplished my popularity.
be popular (for good or evil) is a cross that has accompanied me since very young, those responsible for this were my parents as I got into dancing, poem and song had a vacancy, but it reached its peak in high school. I had to sing a song in English with closed eyes before the whole room. And all I remember is saying, "All just call, you say I Love" and there I was stuck more than 6 minutes, I forgot the lyrics. I had to give a speech Bolivarian society that no one heard because the microphone never caught. I got a liqui-liqui tight white below with black interior, of course, everyone looked down while dancing joropo and broke my pants ... Anyway, I had to do everything to earn the privilege of having many friends and be a reference by all. Almost always the crazy, clowns, scholar, inventor, creative, organizer, actor, singer, presenter, politician and mediator in conflicts. I had to do anything to be accepted at a stage where I felt the most insignificant person in this world. I had to fend of tricks for a little brightness in the dull adolescence that I lived, if not for the memories from high school, he would ask the master of life shading this period, double-click and delete him forever. The divorce of my parents could have been a trigger for drug addict, criminal, antisocial, misfit or a gray character, but not, I invented a thousand and one things to fill that void with imitating the best personalities outside the mine, with self-esteem workshops, but mostly with faith. What seemed like a period of deprivation and sadness became a magical world full of mischief they have given me the vitality to face this world where we have to tread stronger every morning. If I had not had friends who make fun depressive perhaps the bomber would I be if I had not been leader of the drive would not know my profession, much less could be a teacher. I'm born public relations, thank God I exercise my profession because there is always an act or event I come and say hello to all the attendees, is a stigma that I have from those days of puberty. If I had been so many hot flashes would not be so predictable and organized as I am. No one leaves me no saliva in his ear today I find it very exciting. More never wore white pants with black interior and walk away from people with smell, that sort of thing at my age do not endure. Every time I pass by the Playa San Pedrito, I laugh and narrate the blessed journey lecos frustrated and my mother as I drew the blessed foot urchin, every time I see a sell raspao not I stop biting my tail and serve one of condensed milk to my liking. I think even though years have passed, the concerns and tasks inherent in the maturity of my lifestyle and seriously, I can not be rid of the crazy teen and the everlasting Motolite that seeks to make every second an adventure. The same as from time to time with nostalgia, recalling the smell of youth.

"From my follies of youth that gives me most pain is not having committed them, but not being able to commit."
Pierre Benoit (1886-1962) French novelist.

Photo: Eduardo Sanchez.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

How To Masterbait When Parents Home

Funeral



I do not like to participate in funerals, I refuse. I've always seen in novels and movies to people sober and sad, but the last two times I've gone to a family funeral I've been wanting to mourn. I try to meet the quota of respect relevant to the case, circumspect face, black clothes, practicing in various shades "my condolences" and no "congratulations" (I've seen cases), but at that moment I was speechless. Get serious, I hug my good sense, but something always happens ...
Arriving at the chapel wake first thing I saw was everyone relaxed, drinking tea, coffee, sandwich eating, greeting and talking up a storm. I said, "Good" and almost nobody knew who I was, thanks to my older brothers was that they made their own. Some would say, Irvin, Darwin, other Willmer or Henry, and that's when my mother asked why I named Juan or Ramon. I stepped very indifferent to greet the closest mourners, was the most sincere and heartfelt moment. One of the most special things in these hard times is the familar reunion, always exceptions. Over there sat an old guy who has a reputation for sadicón, kept looking, kissing and groping her well contoured nieces, another-more daring, to each while he went to the car to get out a bottle of whiskey , a more veteran was in a tearing at the bench as you traverse familiar with his sharp tongue. Never lacking this unknown person who cries and screams and kicks, but when you cell phone rings you run out reality show, assisting with seductive voice. Nor need a premium morbid (Alfred Hitchcock fanatic) it forces you to see the body, although not resist, a few cousins \u200b\u200bwho believe the pit of the cheese because they now have money, who boast of what they are and what are not, and others are more legitimate heirs of our name, words, multicolor, humble, funny, witty ...
I remember when my grandmother died a cousin of professional stylist (I think everyone has one, but I think that is as unique as mine) spent more than an hour disguising it as if it were a beauty contest, using different brushes, a palette of shadows, and when my aunts were, were shocked, they took the patuque and even withdrew the professional speech make up for their insult fashionista. Also I recall when a guy died and mourned by a liquor-big mistake-at the funeral were 10 mourners and the clearance ethyl singing rancheras over 30. Ay Jalisco not give in!
When the other grandmother died, I remember one of her sisters (a great aunt of a very strong, old lady, half lame, very gray, and mischievous) was at lunch, crying and muttering at the same time. Just walked through the door a lady who was 10 000 Bs (10 Bs.F. today) left to mourn, got up, threw the food on the floor, charged him in front of everyone, insulted, pushed and the bounced from home to blows, then sat down and went begging as if nothing had happened. Shame that it had not been overcome, but a cousin had been 6 years in possession of a razor-sharp little voice (which was tickling the eardrum) that could not read, that in its short life never had prayed, and became an echo of the ends of each uttered the Donita litany that praying the rosary. The boy with his hands clasped at chest height, one eye closed and one could open a kind of counterpoint: "Madam
Hail Mary.
-Child: "laugh."
-Lady: full of grace.
-Child: "acia.
-Lady: The Lord is with thee.
-Child: "tigo."
-Lady, Blessed art thou among women.
-Child "are." Using
Mrs. mislead thousands of times, stunning the audience with his unique falsetto and triggered a community laughter. Nor I can forget that right in the funeral of my grandmother, my mother seemed in pistachio ice cream cone and my uncle (journalist finally) bought a disposable camera to photograph a close (close up) the body of his mother. What an idea! All these situations led to the most forbidden and unforgivable laughter, some of which could not hide and I hide theatrically others with a kind of cough, covering my mouth and saliéndome of burial. However, tears are always in my eyes been slowed by these events as unlikely, hilarious and uncommon in other families, movies and novels. The next time will avoid going to a cemetery and see if staying at home, I will want to vent and get in touch with my true feelings without anyone or anything distract me and make me pass by unnoticed as important stage in the cycle of our lives.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

How Often Do You Need A Brazilian Wax

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here with Martha Kehrhahn time at a party hosted by Nueva Prensa de Oriente.

Friday, April 4, 2008

What's A Cover Letter For A Tanning Salon

Joako and chickenpox Cursed Memories


This was an email sent to friends Joaquín Machado, maracucho, journalist and former correspondent for Televen, political marketing consultant now, who discovered earlier this month that have varicella, as well as written speech, is a show in person, and last but not least is the chick calimero happened. No more ... his monologue:

NOT BEEN ANYTHING THESE DAYS OF DESPAIR NORMAL TO SEE HOW MY BODY HAS BEEN SLOWLY invaded by these VERGUITAS that have undermined my mood, HAVE ACHIEVED BECOME HATE lying down, pull me HAVE TEARS BECAUSE THE DAUGHTERS OF NOT STOP HOOKER itch.
THIS DISEASE (INVENTED FOR LOCOS), HAS BEEN THE WORST HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN DISEASE. CHAPTER ONE VERY SPECIAL TO HAVE A PLACE IN MY LIFE BIG BOOK OF ANECDOTES.
AND YOU DO NOT HAVE FULL fainted so sorry INTERVIEW WITH THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE, falling and breaking his leg in Plaza Bolivar EVEN THE MOST Unnamable MARACAIBO EPISODE OF THE FALL IN THE LAKE MARACAIBO LEMNA WHEN DID ON MY STORY ... NO, THIS IS WORSE. PENALTY MAKES APPEARANCE THIS HAVE NOT EVEN HAVE THE INTENTION OF LEAVING A WASTE DISPOSAL IN THE DOOR NEXT TO MY HOUSE, OR THAT LEADS ME DOWN A DOOR TO OPEN THOSE VERY FEW FRIENDS WHO HAVE HAD TO VISIT THE GENTLE, BECAUSE THOSE WHO GAVE THEM AND ALWAYS SAY, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY DAUGHTER, BECAUSE I'M NOT stuck it to my niece, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY WIFE, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO TO MY HUSBAND BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PEGO THE DOG, CAT AND FISH TO THE DECEASED AS ANGELO.
STRESSES LONG DAYS OF PUSSY DO NOT KNOW THE PELAZON BALL TO BE AT HOME. THE BIKINI URBE ME THAT I BOUGHT IN THE WAY OF MY LAST TRIP TO EARTH AND BACK ME THE PA'LANTE, THE SERIES AND I HAVE A VERGUERO VISITS TIMES. LISTEN TO MY FRIEND JORGE CELEDON (A who does not care contagion) is boring me (sorry for AMIGO JORGE THIS, YOU TONIGHT turn ON TWO CANDLES IN PENANCE) ...

PENALTY WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH A KIND OF PINK PROTECTIVE COATING PRODUCT CALADRIL RECOMMENDS EVERYONE, BECAUSE NOW THAT I REALIZE THAT EVERYONE IS VERGA LEAST GAVE ME. TELL ME ALL: AND NOT WHEN YOU GAVE carajitos?? CAUSES ME ANSWER:
"IS THAT GAVE ME SO MUCH LIKE ME BUT SCRATCH THAT I asked God to send it to me AGAIN Cursed (A) ..."
HE TRIED TO LISTEN TO MY MP3 OR IF YOU WANT ME BUT I PUT THE HEADPHONES ON VISTA OF SOME OF THE MALAYA VERGUITAS THESE ARE ALSO IN MY EARS AND SMALL HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE EAR. AND IT IS NOT ONLY IN AREAS THAT HAVE SEEN THESE VERGUITAS Cursed. IN THOSE PLACES WHERE THE SUNLIGHT COMING OR NEVER ARRIVED, THERE IS ... THE PAIN, THE SORROW and discouragement came over me.
Thank God my mother came SANTA single battle NERVE to attend .. MOTHER IS MOTHER, I THINK THE FACT THAT JUST ARRIVED MUCH PASSED MY MALES. WHEN I SAW YOUR FIRST DRAMA CAME come face to scare, but immediately ALWAYS START A Porter. DRAMA CHANGED THE FACE OF THE PHYSICIAN (PROFESSION THAT ANY MOTHER IS) REVIEW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE BITCHES VERGUITAS ... AS ONE HAND I got ... AFTER SEVERAL DAYS AND HERE AT HOME AND HAVE THE ROUTINE give me THOUSANDS OF REMEDIES IN THE WHOLE BODY. NOT SO SENSITIVE TO DO BUT CRIES AFTER A FEW OF MY HAND TURN MOVEMENTS OF SILK ...
THIS IS A LITTLE HISTORY OF MY DAILY DRAMA THAT WILL BE PART OF A BOOK THAT HOLDERS:
"MARDITALECHINA"